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Posted by Christopher Jones
July - 5 - 2009

I started geocaching this past week. For those unfamiliar, think of it as treasure hunting for geeks. Someone goes out and hides a cache anywhere in the world and then goes to geocaching.com and posts the gps coordinates of where they left it. Now this hidden item can be as small as your fingernail or it could be a .50 cal ammo box, it all depends (yes, the hider does tell you the size category the cache is so you aren’t looking for a ammo box when it is a pill container). The cache must be a container of some sort because inside the cache is a log… a book or strip of paper on which the finder writes their username and date they found the cache. Once you find the cache, which can be extremely well hidden and camouflaged, you put your name in the log and go back to the geocaching site to tell everyone about your accomplishment.

Enough with the basics. As I said, I got sucked into geocaching this past week. I got a free account on geocaching.com, bought the geocaching app for my iPhone ($10), and went out one evening. I planned to go out for an hour or so, check out a couple of the easy caches that the site said were near my house. Really. I left with the best of beginner intentions. Fast forward 3 hours or so and I am searching for my 4th cache of the evening in the dark on the streets of Norfolk.

I started with an easy cache, a one star difficulty rating that said it was good to do with your kids. It was even in the garden of a church, so how bad could this be? And it was simple! The directions got me to the garden and the cache was immediately apparent. But I guess that it the point of one you can do with children. Anyway, it was a good confidence boost for a beginner, since it shows you that you are doing things correctly.

Tree in the church's garden

I next found myself looking for a micro cache at the local Senior center. Half an hour of looking later I hadn’t found a thing, so I brought out my iPhone app and looked for something else close to where I was. And what do you know, there was another cache a little over half a mile down the road, so off I went.

This one was another micro hidden by the same people who hid the last cache which I couldn’t find. But I was a beginner, and therefore confident in my ability to find difficult caches I probably shouldn’t even be bothering with. But seriously, this evening was about how far away it was, not how difficult it was. This micro cache was at a local beach access point, so I parked, pulled out my trusty gps, and quickly found a tree that seemed to be the hiding place. But I knew I was really looking for a rock from reading the other posts on the site… well, I thought I was getting the hints at least. One problem, there was a car with their headlights pointing right at the base of the tree and I didn’t need any muggles watching me poke around the base of the tree looking for who knows what. So I stood around for a bit, looking like a tourist (I hope), watching the water and the people. It was a nice evening, so this wasn’t exactly the worst thing ever, but I was a geocacher on a mission. These people needed to drive away! Well, 15 minutes later, that stupid maroon car was still sitting there, so I looked for another cache in the area, figuring I would come back later.

Geocaching at dusk

What do you know, there was another cache just across the street! Well, streets. Several lanes of traffic and a field or so away. It was a nano cache on an old cannon the city had placed there… because what else were they going to do with this odd little piece of land besides put a cannon and a flag on it? Anyway, after running my hands over the inside and outside of this cannon about 4 times, I finally found the cache. And having never seen a magnetic nano cache before, didn’t even realize I had found it. I thought I had the magnet that was supposed to be holding up the cache. It wasn’t until 15 minutes later that I realized there was a seam on what I had and that it could be opened. Yay, I found a difficult one!

The nano cache

By the time I got back to where I had parked, the maroon car was gone and it was dark. So I headed right back to the tree and started looking under it where I had seen some rocks earlier. I grabbed the biggest rock (which was still small) and low and behold, there was a small tube super glued to the bottom of it. Cache found!

Armed with even greater confidence that before, having found a micro and a nano cache on my first day, I went back to the senior center to glance around again… in the dark. Yeah, I found nothing and as I couldn’t see much of anything, so I headed home.

All in all though, I think I did very well. I looked for 4 caches and found 3. Not bad for my first night out.

Posted by Christopher Jones
October - 4 - 2008

This is the 3rd in my series showcasing what I consider to be the best shows on TV. So far we have looked at shows that you were probably familiar with before. After all, both House and Prison Break are in TV.com’s Top 10 Most Popular Shows of All Time. But no more! As of this moment, I have no plans to cover anymore shows in their top 10. In fact, I have no plans to cover anything in their top 100. By which, I of course mean that I am stepping away from the swill that is most of American TV. Today’s stop, Australia.

The Hollowmen

I should start by mentioning that there are two television series called The Hollowmen. One is from Comedy Central and is something I have never given the time of day. The other is made by ABC. But not the same ABC that brings you Desperate Housewives and Dancing with the Stars. Not exactly, anyway. The Hollowmen is produced and aired by ABC Australia, who brought us such fantastic programs as… uhm, let me see.. well, there’s Blue Water High… Captain Cook… wow, a bunch of crap, it seems. But no matter, trust me when I tell you that Hollowmen is worth your half hour.

The Hollowmen is a comedy/drama about the Central Policy Unit for the Prime Minister of Australia. Basically, it is a comedy about how policies are created and the politics between the various government offices. I know, I know, that sounds boring, but it isn’t. Really.

From the show’s tagline…

We don’t vote for them, we don’t even know their names and we’re not quite sure what they do. But they weild enormous influence.

It is the kind of dry humor one might expect from a British tv show as opposed to the more wisecrack driven comedy US shows are known for. Much of the humor comes from the policy unit having to take what should be a perfectly fine situation (a budget surplus, for example) and having to spin it so the public feels the Prime Minister is doing something. They typically start with a Program name and a huge dollar amount to spend in order to impress the public, only later figuring out what the actual Program or Initiative is going to be about. One can easily believe that real politics works the same way, with this show merely showcasing the lunacy of it all.

On that front, I think that the show being about Australia and not the US makes it a better program for me. In the program, you don’t hear any talk about party affiliation beyond general comments about ‘the opposition’. Someone versed in Australian politics may pick up on things, but to this American, that there are no Democrats or Republicans in the show is fantastic. It also means that the show at no point reminds you of anything stupid going on in US politics. You can leave your political opinion at the door and the Hollowmen doesn’t do anything to bring it up again.

The show centers around Murph, played by Lachy Hulme, who is the Director of the Central Policy Unit. He also is about the only person on the show who seems to realize how stupid the entire process is. Despite this knowledge, he adeptly handles the fiscally minded Department Secretary and his love of Power Point, as well as the Principal Private Secretary, Tony… who does nothing that I can tell except get in the way and panic a lot.

I have a hard time explaining why I love this show, which may explain why people have never heard of it. I had a hard time hunting down clips that worked without more context, but here are two I found…

Oh, and to warn you… Australia doesn’t have the same language restrictions as the US does. Mostly the show is safe to watch around your kids, but every now and then some 2nd class character goes off…

All in all, this show is worth a chance. It may not be everyone’s cup of tea, but head over to their website and download a couple of episodes. The seasons are only 6 episodes each and they they are only part way through the second two. If you like it, eztv.it has all the back episodes last I checked.

If you still aren’t convinced, just note that there are no hott doctors in it and I still find it entertaining. Just saying. ;)

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Posted by Christopher Jones
September - 28 - 2008

Today’s show in my series of great television that I currently watch is one that Sarah and Caleb turned me on to way back when it was in Season 1. It has the same intellectual problem solving that draws me to watch House, tension in the forms of a mystery organization that will shoot our heroes on sight and the constant run from the law, and as last post… a hott doctor. I am, of course, talking about Prision Break.

Prison Break

First off, Sarah Wayne Callie, who plays Sara Tancredi.

So apparently all you need to get me to watch your tv show is have a gorgeous, intelligent brunette as a secondary character.  Oh, and who doesn’t have a grudge against the world with something to prove. Listen Hollywood… you can have a strong female character without making her a bitch. Just saying.

But let us pretend for a moment that I would have kept watching even if she had decided not to come back for Season 4 after having her daughter last July. The current season is 5 episodes in, so you need to head over to Hulu to catch up. My thoughts on a current season are mixed…

It still has the crazy solution to some impossible break in or theft or whatever, which is the whole reason I watch, despite all my talk about Tancredi. This season has dropped the one huge mission like seasons 1 and 3 and replaced it with a stack of individual ones, which I am guessing will culminate in a larger, insanely dangerous one by the end of the season. All is good there.

What isn’t as good is their contact at the CIA or whatever he is. Though I can’t decide why I can’t stand him. Part of it is just his character… part of it is that I don’t think he can act… and part of it is the obviousness of his role in the overall plot. He is just there to provide the current mission and is going to die later, severing their only contact with the government and making them wanted fugitives again. The only surprising thing is that he hasn’t died already. I was honestly expecting it by episode 4. Now I am thinking by the end of episode 7. Either way, yawn. They will have to do something completely unexpected with him to make me care at all.

I love the cold blooded bastard that is hunting our ‘heroes’ down. If such a thing as the ‘company’ could exist, it would require people like him. I am terrified that he is going to murder a major character this season, but that’s what makes him great. You know if he gets the chance, the guys are dead. None of this pansy James Bond villain (yes, Kris, I misspelled that the first time) crap where he holds a victim and explains the plot. Nope, some torture for information and a bullet in the head is more his style. That all said, I think he’s dead by the end of the season as well.

I think the new hacker guy is going to screw them all over in some retarded and predictable way. He is just too much of an opportunist and the main characters are just too mean to him for it not to happen. I’m looking for that in the last 3 episodes of the season somewhere.

On to the main people…

Sara is awesome. And hott.

T-Bag is brilliant. He’s the guy you shouldn’t be rooting for at all, but I do anyway. I love how he just makes up stuff as he goes and just rolls with whatever comes up like it is no big deal.

She is in no way important at all until episode 5, and may still not have any importance to the season other than someone else to die…. but Shannon Lucio is cute. My guess is that someone decided there wasn’t enough eye candy for the guys, so they hired her cleavage.

And she’s a brunette who seems to be intelligent if episode 5 is any indication, so I’m not complaining.

A-hem.

Right. So I love Prison Break so far this season, despite the minor quibbles above. I like the overall plot so far, I still enjoy the characters I enjoyed last season, the pacing is solid, and there is always this sense that something cataclysmic could happen and change the season’s direction at any moment. So I would not be terribly surprised if none of the stuff I predicted above actually happens. I still think it will, of course, but if not, I won’t feel like they jerked the rug out from under us, because the show is based on the idea that all your best laid plans can be screwed over at any moment.

I went looking for a decent clip of the show and can’t find one anywhere. Youtube has a billion Prison Break vids and not a good one in the lot. Oh well, just check out whole episodes on Hulu.

Oh, and I love what they are doing with Gretchen, as played by Jodi Lyn O’Keefe. We were made to hate her in season 3 for good reason, but now… now we aren’t quite sure anymore. I find myself on her side coming out of episode 5. We shall see.

Just so I don’t have anyone claiming I post too many pics of women on this blog (is that even possible?), I’m told this is one of the reasons some female friends of mine watch.

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Posted by Christopher Jones
September - 27 - 2008

Sorry I haven’t been posting lately. Stress has been smacking me around and being stressful, as it is want to do. So to combat this, I sometimes relax as every good American by sitting around and mindlessly watching tv. So I figured that I would waste some more time by sharing with all of you what I have been watching. Some of it will be obvious choices… and some of it will be shit you have never heard of. I hope you find something new in here to check out and enjoy for yourself. :)

My plan was to run through several tonight, but watching them is overriding writing about them, so for now, you get one.

Obvious first…

House, MD

Anyone that has known me for more than an hour probably knows that House’s sarcasm is what pulls me towards it. Throw in an obscure medical problem every week, interesting insights into the way people’s minds work, and a hot Physician and I watch every week without fail.

Where was I? Oh yes, House. If you haven’t seen House at all, and shame on you if not, then here is a clip from Season “I don’t recall” that pretty much sums up his personality.

Season 5 just started a couple of weeks ago, so if you haven’t been watching, you are only behind two episodes so far. I wasn’t super impressed with the direction they set off in during episode 1 this year, but I am not sure if that is due to the writing or my disinterest in prolonging that particular subject for multiple episodes.

Whatever the problem, I thought episode 2 was great. The private investigator they introduced fits in well with the other cast members, at least the little he interacted with them, but more importantly for me, he fits well with House himself. I can easily see the P.I. being the new Wilson if the writers decide to go that direction.

Hulu has episodes online that you can watch for free. There are limited commercial breaks, but each only contains one commercial, so it is easily worth the price of admission (again, free), even for those of us who hate online commercials. Hulu has each new episode of House 8 days after it airs. If that is too slow for you and you know anything about torrents, eztv.it will usually have the newest episode up within an hour of it being aired. Though if you need it that quickly, just watch it on Fox like non-geeks.

Oh, and lest I forget…

Not that my mostly female readership cares, but she’s another reason to watch. ;)

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Posted by Christopher Jones
July - 18 - 2008

Well, GoDaddy started selling .ME domains yesterday and I managed to snag a couple. Since I was a day late, I couldn’t grab some of the seriously awesome ones, like christopher.me. But I did get chrisjones.me, which seriously surprised me. I’m not sure if I will make that the primary domain or keep christopherj.us as the main site. Either way, one will probably redirect to the other, so just use whatever you like. :)

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